Hello, Full Moon

Hyatt Criser

On Saturday, Oct. 31 there was a full moon. The full moon fell on the night of Halloween.

While walking around on Halloween you may have noticed that there was a full moon. I thought it looked lonely up there by itself, so I took the time to ask it some questions.

Q: Hello, Full Moon. How are you tonight?

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Q: What’s your favorite Halloween candy?

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Q: Why do you turn some people into werewolves? Should we be worried about werewolves on this Halloween night?

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Q: Ok, not much of a talker. You want to talk about it?

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Q: I’m sorry. You are probably just tired from staying up all night. Speaking of which, what is your sleep schedule?

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Q: Do you hear the dogs and wolves howling at you from 238,856 miles away, or do you live in silence?

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Q: How come you are so far away? Are you trying to stay socially distant?

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Q: What are your hobbies?

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Q: Do you ever get bored up there by yourself?

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Q: Is Charlie Damelio famous up there too? 

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Q: How did you feel when everyone thought you were a big ball of cheese? Did you question who were during those times.

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Q: If you were a big ball of cheese, what type of cheese would you want to be? Why?

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Q: Did Frank Sinatra ever get to meet you? 

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Q: Are you going to dinner tonight, or are you too full?

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Q: Have you ever thought about opening your own restaurant, or do you think it will lack an atmosphere?

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Q: Have you ever thought about investing in sunglasses? I mean the sun is shining in your eyes 24/7.

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Q: Are you excited to be spending Halloween with us?

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Q: Thank you for your time, and for watching over us tonight, Full Moon. 

A: You’re welcome.