Alexis Hayes is a senior and a News Editor. She rows for her school’s crew team and is Public Relations Chair of Anchor Service Club. Her talents include rapping along to Eminem, impersonating Sadie from the show Awkward, and whistling. Her idols are Khloe Kardashian, Pope Francis, and Tina Fey – not necessarily in that order. She is a master of word-play and puns, and can’t get through the day without using at least 3 clichés. In 10 years, you’ll see her hosting Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live,and tending to her garden of cacti.